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Those who have served in the military know that it represents a world and culture all it own.  It even has its own languages that service members speak in the different branches. Those languages also differ beween the services.  For example, in the Navy, a bathroom is called a “Head.” While in the Army it’s called a “Latrine.”  These language rules are strictly enforced and even extend to the names given to gear and equipment used in the different services. Oftentimes, the official names given to gear can be long and tedious to recite. Thankfully, our armed forces are creative and funny enough to come up with better nicknames for stuff. Here are some of them:

No, it is not a bag that you can exclusively fart on. The Marines and Army as well use this term to refer to their heavily-insulated sleeping bags. Probably because they rarely wash them? We can only guess.

This is popularly known as Velcro. The problem was the name “Velcro” was trademarked, so they had to come up with something else. Velcro works by pushing two pieces of cloth together. One side is made of small loops of thread, while the other is of tiny plastic hooks. These tiny plastics get hooked in the loop, so what’s the best name to call it— definitely hook-and-loop.

Absolutely not related to fart sacks, pajamas refer to the flight suits worn by the pilot and crew of the military because they look similar to onesie pajamas. In the Navy, they are also referred to a “Pickle Suits.”

Nope, not the taffy-like, chocolate-flavored candies, but they could be close. Tootsie Roll in the army world refers to artillery or mortar round. They are transported in black cardboard tubes that look like giant tootsie rolls.

An aircraft or Helicopter. But never, ever refer to a helicopter as a “Chopper.”  That’s a Hollywood move term that will get you laughed at it you dare utter it.

Military installations and ships at sea often feature a soft-serve ice cream machine.  The term Auto-Dog refers to the appearance of the ice cream resembling dog-poop as it comes out.  The term is used as in, “What’s in the Auto-Dog today?” Answered by, ” It’s Chocolate Dog.”

An acronym for Meal Ready to Eat. As the name suggests, these are ready-to-eat meals for soldiers packed in brown waterproof bags. The troops refer to MREs as, “Three Lies In One” and, “Meals Rejected by the Enemy.”

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“Mike” is part of the phonetic alphabet in common use in the military.  Its purpose is to reduce confusion in the way letters are pronounced differently by English speakers from different parts of the U.S.  The words chosen to represent the letters leave no room for doubt as to the letter being referred to as no words rhyming with “Mike” begin with another letter. So you know that “Mike” means “M” as “Romeo” refers to “R.”

” Mike” also extends to weapons specifications like the 30mm grenade launcher, which has been called the “Thirty Mike.”  The word “Mike” is also a stand-in for saying minutes, miles or meters as in, “I’m thirty mikes out” which could be minutes or miles.

Let’s be honest, the glasses given out in basic training do not make you look attractive. The frames are thick are not stylish at all. Thankfully, they were updated with slimmer 5A frames in 2012.

Refer to the ubiquitous camouflage uniform that the soldiers wear.

Sounds like some advanced electronic tool, right? However, an e-tool is simply a shovel. The official term was “entrenching tool,” thus, the nickname.

These are the green pop-up targets shaped like a soldier silhouette used to test marksmanship. Who is Ivan? Well, he’s Russian of course since this pop-up targeting system was adopted during the Cold War.

Pertains to parachutes that malfunctioned and were not inflated with air.  This is very bad news for anyone wearing that parachute of course.

On the other hand, a canopy refers to an open parachute. This is a very good thing, which is probably why it doesn’t get a funny or ironic nickname.

The term is most commonly used for large water containers on trailers pulled behind military trucks. Why call it container when you can call it buffalo, right?  In the Marine Corps, the Military Occupational Specialty(MOS1171) that includes operation and maintenance of these waters systems will get you labeled as a “Water Dog.”

The nickname is far cuter than what it’s really used for. It refers to white phosphorous, which can either be used as a smokescreen or a weapon to destroy enemy equipment and even kill mass troops. White phosphorous is highly flammable, so when dropped in the target area followed by explosives, it can cause massive destruction. This tactic is called “Willy Pete plus H.E.” We can offer no explanation as to why High Explosive(HE) doesn’t get its own nickname.

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